At the moment, I am sorting out climate change.
Do you really need an FAQ?
Not sure yet.
Where are you from?
I was born London but I’m currently seeking citizenship in São Tomé.
Do you have any qualifications
I studied Philosophy at UCL (Or at least it’s metaphysically possible I did).
When a shirt becomes a pyjama shirt can it ever go back?
Only for short trips to the shops.
Did you create this dope website with Wix?
No, I traditionally hand-code all my work.
Who made that thing you posted?
Usually I work alone, like Batman, or Frodo after a meltdown. However, if you’d like to make something together, it’d be great to hear from you.
Will you do something for me?
Ask me. As long as it’s not weird…
Love your work, can I buy you a coffee?
No. If you’d like to support my work please buy me a cat.
Can I still buy all your personal data?
Sure, it’d be quicker than answering all these questions.
What are you doing next?
How do you feel the FAQ went?
I think it was alright. Maybe not self-deprecating enough?