Do you really need an FAQ?
Not sure yet.
Where are you from?
I was born London but I’m currently seeking citizenship in São Tomé.
When a shirt becomes a pyjama shirt can it ever go back?
Only for short trips to the shops.
Who makes your stuff?
I make my stuff. I’d get help from friends, but they’re harder to make.
Do you have any qualifications?
A First in Philosophy from UCL. I was First in line at JobCentre+.
Have Lambeth Council asked you to stop impersonating them?
At the time of writing, I believe they are not aware.
Do you still pretend to be a married woman on Instagram?
Not really. Couldn’t stand the heartbreak
How do you feel the FAQ went?
I think it was alright. Maybe not self-deprecating enough?