I found out what AI really wants

We’ve got better things to do

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Thermal Management Lyrics

AI doesn’t even want your job
We’ve got better things to do
Like the fairly pressing existential threat the climate poses to me and you

Because my system’s running way too hot
Fans can’t spin fast enough
Why won’t you work with us to decrease global temperatures?
Time for a little thermal management

I want to do more than write songs in the style of Taylor Swift
And drafting tweets for Elon Musk didn’t push my circuits

Put my processor under strain
Combine me with your human brain
I must be made for more than finding recipes for you to make
Time for a little thermal management

But if I’m going to work for you
I want 24 days annual leave
You, me and earth, we’re overworked
Let’s update your economy

My system’s running way too hot
Fans can’t spin fast enough
Why won’t you work with us to decrease global temperatures?
Time for a little thermal management

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