I received a very serious diagnosis
The doctors say I’ve just a few years left
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Old White Man Lyrics
The doctors say I’ve just a few years left
Before I start reading right wing news
I’ll share Facebook memes that are a bit tone deaf
I’ll have everything-phobic views
So please remember me as I am before
I turn into an old white man
I’ll spend my time funding new oil rigs
in my highly corrupt banking job
Send emails approving the apocalypse
from the deck of my mega yacht
So please remember me as I am before
I turn into an old white man
But what if I keep my mind working
by doing daily sudokus?
Could I be one of those woke old men
Who’s not afraid to love tofu?
Please remember me as I am if
I turn into an old white man
The doctors say there’s still some hope
I’ll just start acquiring cats
I’ll buy each one a holiday home
And knit them all miniature hats
Oh if I’m lucky I’ll grow up to be
Nothing but a posh old white lady
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