I started talking to trees
Because every tree is a VIP
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Celebritrees Lyrics
Sometime in the future we can talk to trees
Turns out in their last life some were celebrities
Now everyone wants a selfie with Elm Elvis Presley
And the spruce tree Bruce Lee got a kung fu tree movie
Oh I could never cut down a tree
When it might be a dead celebrity
Tell the loggers they’ll have to log through me
These celebs must be managed sustainably
Trees are on our talk shows telling anecdotes
That guy that judged talent shows now does it as an oak
And tree gossip’s always on the front page of the news
Like when tree Gwyneth Paltrow gets divorced or sued
Oh I could never cut down a tree
When it might be a dead celebrity
Tell the loggers they’ll have to log through me
These celebs must be managed sustainably
But what if a tree can’t act or sing?
Why can’t that tree be worth something?
If it’s good for the mind and it’s good for the earth
Why does it have to be Chris Hemsworth
Or Chris Pine
Oh I could never cut down a tree
When it might be a dead celebrity
And even if it hadn’t been on TV
I’d still treat that tree like a VIP
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