Buy Me A Cat

Support my work. It’s only £17,000.

Cat

Cheap

It’s only £17,000 for the lifetime cost so you can think of it as like buying me a few beers or coffees.

Small Pawprint

Ok cats do have a large carbon footprint but the happiness will likely prevent other reckless consumerism in my life.

Plant-Based Alternative

Otherwise, please buy me a plant. I am currently shopping for small succulents, and Chinese money plants.