Bad Workflows
Escape the cult of productivity
From forgetful reminders, to AutoMistake™, Bad Workflows is a collection of tools that make your Mac harder to use
Requires Alfred Powerpack, Mac OS13+
Copy text, badly
Add a human touch to your copy/paste, with randomly generated errors.
Shutdown progress
Opening apps like Zoom or Slack triggers an immediate system shutdown.
Focus, briefly
Set a focus timer that lasts seven seconds, before opening web games.
Touch grass
Take some time off to experience the outdoors. Display an image of grass you can touch.
Unorganise your files
Moves the selected file to a random location on your disk, making it harder to find.
Human Stupidity™
Let me be your personal assistant. I’m imprecise, unhelpful, and slow to reply.
The worst to-do list
Tasks you enter are deleted, or replaced with aimless pondering, and stargazing activities.
AutoMistake™
Replace the selected text to add common typos, like swapping “because” for “becuase”
Screaming space key
Make your space key play the famous Wilhelm scream, discouraging work.