Buy Me A Cat

Support my work. It's only £17,000.

Buy Cat Buy Plant Instead

Cheap

It’s only £17,000 for the lifetime cost so you can think of it as like buying me a few beers or coffees.

Small Pawprint

Ok cats do have a large carbon footprint but the happiness will likely prevent other reckless consumerism in my life.

Plant-Based Alternative

Otherwise, please buy me a plant. I am currently shopping for small succulents, and Chinese money plants.


I’m Oli Frost, the guy who played recorder for Simon Cowell, put all his personal data on eBay, and got Greta Thunberg doing the macarena. At the moment, I am busy refrosting the planet.

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