Cheap
It’s only £17,000 for the lifetime cost so you can think of it as like buying me a few beers or coffees.
Small Pawprint
Ok cats do have a large carbon footprint but the happiness will likely prevent other reckless consumerism in my life.
Plant-Based Alternative
Otherwise, please buy me a plant. I am currently shopping for small succulents, and Chinese money plants.
I’m Oli Frost, the guy who makes novelty songs about the climate crisis. Greta Thunberg did the macarena to one of them.
My work has been featured everywhere from UK Parliament to Britain’s Got Talent, BBC to Fox News, in music festivals, art shows, and on bins. At the moment, I am busy refrosting the planet.
You can follow me on the social medias, or the sparingly used mailing list below.