Cheap
It’s only £17,000 for the lifetime cost so you can think of it as like buying me a few beers or coffees.
Small Pawprint
Ok cats do have a large carbon footprint but the happiness will likely prevent other reckless consumerism in my life.
Plant-Based Alternative
Otherwise, please buy me a plant. I am currently shopping for small succulents, and Chinese money plants.
I’m Oli Frost, the guy who impersonated his local council, played recorder for Simon Cowell, and put all his personal data on eBay. At the moment, I am busy refrosting the planet.
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