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Do you really need an FAQ?
Not sure yet.
Where are you from?
I was born London but I’m currently seeking citizenship in São Tomé.
Why do you have a coat hook on your shirt?
It’s a SHOOK.
Do you have any qualifications?
I did Philosophy at UCL – I learnt to question the meaning of life and (more often) the meaning of a philosophy degree.
When a shirt becomes a pyjama shirt can it ever go back?
Only for short trips to the shops.
Did you create this dope website with Wix?
No, all my work is traditionally hand-coded.
Will you do something for me?
Ask me. As long as it’s not weird…
Will you play recorder at my event?
Ask Recorda Boi.
Can I still buy all your personal data?
Sure, it’d be quicker than answering all these questions.
What are you doing next?
How do you feel the FAQ went?
I think it was alright. Maybe not self-deprecating enough?