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I blogged every email from my office mailroom

Here are a few excerpts from ‘Cries from the Mailroom’.

Is anyone expecting a package in from the Passive Juice Motel?
14 November 2015

Is anyone expecting a two-way TV aerial coax dual convertor?
18 November 2015

Is anyone expecting a medium glass Keep Cup coffee cup with a cork coating and a sticker on that reads ‘Sea Shepherd’?
19 July 2016

Is anyone expecting a package in from The Mad Group Ltd?
04 December 2015

Is anyone expecting in a SpongeBob Sqaurepants card holder?
02 July 2016

Is anyone expecting in a book copy of ‘How to be Danish’?
06 July 2016

Is anyone expecting in a book copy of ‘The Executioner’s Son’?
05 July 2016

Is anyone expecting in a Remington Protect Dryer from Amazon?
07 July 2016

Is anyone expecting a package in from Dazzle The Party Store? 15 July 2016

Is anyone expecting some pocket raincoats in from China?
20 July 2016

Is anyone expecting Unnamed delivery from Amazon: A book entitled The Four-Dimensional Human?
21 July 2016

Is anyone expecting a bottle of Revlon Professional Crème Peroxide?
24 July 2016

Is anyone expecting in a ‘They All Love Jack’ book from Amazon?
29 July 2016

Is anyone expecting a horror make up palette?
30 July 2016

Is anyone expecting a parcel from Massaro Marco, Palermo, Sicily?
07 August 2016

Is anyone sending Ali Pop hair extensions with a courier to china?
10 August 2016

Is anyone expecting an LED Squirrel Cage ST64 240v 6W Eco Service lamp?
11 August 2016

Is anyone expecting 3x Christmas themed dog sweaters?
14 August 2016

Is anyone returning a knee support back to Amazon?
15 August 2016

Is anyone expecting some white knitting in from Manchester?
17 August 2016

Is anyone expecting a pair of ginger fringed boots in from Next?
19 August 2016

Is anyone expecting a ‘German design’ Braun beard trimmer?
19 August 2016

Is anyone expecting in a single tube of ‘Better than Sex’ mascara?
22 August 2016

Shortly after the mascara, the guy stopped working in the mailroom, and the blog came to an end.

He moved on to much heavier packages.

He is a Paralympic weightlifter for Britain.

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